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aceofstars:

rayvenloaf:

OMFG this is brilliant

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT OH MY GODD

aceofstars:

rayvenloaf:

OMFG this is brilliant

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES STRAIGHT OH MY GODD

(Source: zubbyzub, via xagan)

yukim116:

princesses and princes

(via xagan)

officialunitedstates:

navy recruiter:  son do you want to join the us navy

me:  well, gee, sir, I don’t think so

navy recruiter: what is holding you back

me:  I dont have any muscles

navy recruiter:  thats is ok.  we have many fishing boats in the us navy fleet that can fish for the mussels.  mussels are a homophone of muscles and, thus, this joke can be formed.  for more info on homophones, here is the wikipedia entry

(via katy-the-future-something)

o-m-i-chaos:

"so what are your plans for after college?"

i will dismantle the establishment board by board

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(via mathematic-sarcasm)

unimpressed2chainz:

samuel l. jackson is so adorable on twitter look at these old ppl selfies 

(via im-the-king-of-newyork)

wingheadcap:


I’M STill LAUGhING OVER THIS. 

wingheadcap:

I’M STill LAUGhING OVER THIS. 

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runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time

(Source: spectacularspectacular, via fandomkitten)